cauliflower isn't a vegetable.

you can't wait for Christmas...because you'll get 2 pounds.

shoving cotton in your nose seems normal.

you wonder how much hair weighs.

the coach asks you to do 50 pushups and you think "that's it?"

you see someone bend over and you imagine how easy it would be to put them in a cradle.

you won't even take a nap on your back.

you won't lock your hands when hugging your girlfriend.

your coach tells you "cut him" and a knife doesn't cross your mind.

you see someone lying on their back and you feel the urge to slap the ground beside them.

Gyms look weird without mats on the floor.

you'll know exactly how much weight you will lose when you take off your shoes.

you have a black eye but don't remember how it might have happened.

you "daydream" about meeting the captain of the basketball team on the mat.

asics, cliff keen, and brute are more familiar to you than nike or reebok.

I know you all have more of these, I'd love to hear them.

when,.... you don't have to worry about how much playing time you'll get.

You know you're a wrestler when you have a weight scale by your bed.

when you can pick out the wrestlers at the mall just by lookin at there ears.

when it's not weird to slap a guy on the butt.

You know you are a wrestler when you gain a pound just by taking a wiff of fast food

you take your family on vacation to Fargo ND in July

You hit a hard sprawl whenever someone drops down to tie their shoe-laces.

You have to break out a belt every winter to keep you pants up.

You remember exactly who you were with for all four of Cael's NCAA Championships...

You have to fight the urge to drink water from your showerhead while taking a shower.

lunch hour in highschool is spent in the locker room hanging around the scale

You tape your shoe laces before the Prom.

You have to go to the bathroom before weigh-ins, and guys high-five you because of it.

Your high school's wrestling team is so good, you start a fashion trend of everyone wearing wrestling shoes to school.

You instinctively weigh yourself before and after going to the bathroom, before and after eating a meal, before and after taking a shower, and so on.

exactly

You know you're a wrestler when you don't want to eat anything or drink anything.

You know you're a wrestler when you spend more time with the scale than your friends family or girl friend.

You know you are a BAD wrestler when you know how many lights and ceiling tiles are in every gym near your home town.

Warrior I think that was one of the funniest ones I have seen. That was Hillarious.

you know you're a wrestler when you enjoy getting up at 4:45 AM to get on a bus

It would be nice if wrestlers actually wrestled at a weight where they could eat healthy and even, gasp, lift weights during the season instead of cutting so much weight that they are worried about drinking too much water. That is what is sad about this sport. If you weigh 148 eating normal, then instead of cutting to 135, wrestle 145 and actually feel strong. There's an idea!

You know you're a wrestler when your dogs stand in line next to you every time your mom tries to feed you

When the pumpkin pushers give you plenty of lee way in the crowded hallways between classes

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Originally posted by Alexander_Delarge:
It would be nice if wrestlers actually wrestled at a weight where they could eat healthy and even, gasp, lift weights during the season instead of cutting so much weight that they are worried about drinking too much water. That is what is sad about this sport. If you weigh 148 eating normal, then instead of cutting to 135, wrestle 145 and actually feel strong. There's an idea!

Its called dedication and maybe you dont know what that means so i will tell you. It means giving your all so that you can be everything YOU want. Who cares if they cut??!?! My boyfriend lost almost 30 lbs last year!!!