The tv program "This is Your Day" looks like such a cult. I'm serious. Replace every usage of 'Jesus' with 'Alkoozar' and every use of 'heaven' with 'the distant planet Zulthoria' and you will see how creepy it is. Thousands of people swaying back and forth, raising their hands in the air, crying and repeating the same two phrases over and over and over again. Then, random people with vacant gazes approach the stage explaining how 'Jesus' or 'Alkoozar' has healed them this very day. And finally, this man in all-white garb approaches the wackos and touches their face, when they immediately collapse onto the floor.

The people in the audience cheer.
I love this place, we call Earth. But I can't wait until we all get to Zulthoria.

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"Thousands of people swaying back and forth, raising their hands in the air, crying and repeating the same two phrases over and over and over again. Then, random people with vacant gazes approach the stage..."

Eerie...that sounds a lot like what I saw during the Democratic National Convention.

Ouch, burn.

At least they weren't shouting flip-flop and doing that goofy hand motion.

Speaking of that, I'm starting a poll on what John Kerry's skin tone will be for Thursday's debate. Check it out...