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World Champion Location: Gretna NE
Registered: October 20, 2002
Posts: 4785
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"I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.." -- Steven Wright |
Junior Varsity Location: Omaha, NE
Registered: September 21, 2004
Posts: 602
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Ok, that baylor, comment, one of the funniest comments I have ever seen, and I wouldn't be suprised if HB or NWI voted for baylor, they doin dang good this year.
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World Champion Location: Gretna NE
Registered: October 20, 2002
Posts: 4785
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Yep, that was me...just thought I'd spice up the voting a bit...LOL.
"I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.." -- Steven Wright |
   Moderator Location: Good Ole USA
Registered: October 24, 2002
Posts: 5108
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Unprecedented Child Custody Ruling
Enid, Oklahoma August 24, 2005 A seven-year-old boy was at the center of the courtroom drama today when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Oklahoma Sooners, who the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.  -----------------  "A PEOPLE THAT VALUES ITS PRIVILEGES OVER ITS PRINCIPLES, SOON LOSES BOTH" EISENHOWER |
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Hus Olympic Medalist  Location: Ord, Nebraska
Registered: October 19, 2002
Posts: 2957
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World Champion Location: Gretna NE
Registered: October 20, 2002
Posts: 4785
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Obviously we've forgotten about the tendency toward violence in the OU football dormitories.
"I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.." -- Steven Wright |
Varsity Letterman Location: Stanton, NE
Registered: December 18, 2002
Posts: 904
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Hey,
I heard that same joke last year, but only it was the huskers. Ever hear of the coach that couldn't coach his wrestler out of a wet paper bag; I was coaching the wet paper bag. |
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Junior Varsity Location: Omaha, NE
Registered: September 21, 2004
Posts: 602
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That was so freakin funny, I just spit pop all over my comp. screen. HEY POST 400 FOR ME WOO-HOO. The Stat Boy |
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Junior High Registered: February 04, 2003
Posts: 458
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Heard the same joke using "The Three Bears" and baby bear being granted custody to his Aunt Bertha & Uncle Bernie in Chicago... The Chicago Bears don't beat anybody either.
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Junior Varsity Location: Omaha, NE
Registered: September 21, 2004
Posts: 602
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Who cares about the jokes, I mean that's 400 posts in a year, that like over 1 post a day, that's pretty good, for me,
The Stat Boy |
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Junior High Registered: February 04, 2003
Posts: 458
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congrats.... Forgive me if I don't get up and celebrate.
 We know what you meant, but I was more focused on the old joke with a different twist. |
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Novice Location: Omaha, NE, USA
Registered: November 21, 2002
Posts: 251
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I had a dream last night...Cory Ross busted a big one late in the game and the Huskers got a few turnovers. Final score... 27-7 Huskers! Am I crazy? Who knows. It came to me in a dream. And yes, I was at the wedding in the dream, like I will be on Saturday.
 Too bad I can't be in Lincoln."Summer wrestling makes Winter champions." |
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Rookie Registered: June 20, 2005
Posts: 150
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are you kidding me....the huskers by 20...if they win and that is a big if it will come down to the end...like a 7-6 score again.
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Rookie Registered: April 28, 2005
Posts: 151
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I can believe the huskers holding the cyclones to 7 points but i havent seen any proof that we can score 27 points in a game. The Iowa State defense would have to play the worst game of the year.
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World Champion Location: Gretna NE
Registered: October 20, 2002
Posts: 4785
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Guys...this team will go only as far as the Blackshirts take them. Our "west coast" offense is pathetic...more like "gulf coast" because it's pretty much been washed away by Hurricane Pederson.
Clones 20, Huskers 10 Anybody know any sports bars showing the Baylor game Saturday??? "I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.." -- Steven Wright |
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Moderator Location: Good Ole USA
Registered: October 24, 2002
Posts: 5108
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You come up with some dandies Mikey... ----------------- "A PEOPLE THAT VALUES ITS PRIVILEGES OVER ITS PRINCIPLES, SOON LOSES BOTH" EISENHOWER |
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Moderator Location: Good Ole USA
Registered: October 24, 2002
Posts: 5108
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You had the 27 and the Ross bustin' a big one!! I wish the only nail biters were the OU and/or Colorado games like in the old days... ----------------- "A PEOPLE THAT VALUES ITS PRIVILEGES OVER ITS PRINCIPLES, SOON LOSES BOTH" EISENHOWER |
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Junior Varsity Location: Omaha, NE
Registered: September 21, 2004
Posts: 602
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Man, that dude was so right, hey Red Rocker, you a mod right, I like that double post, j/k
The Stat Boy |
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