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Dear Mr. Burns,
I went into the hardware store in my town to buy some flowers to plant this spring. Henry, may he rest in peace, always told me that I should ask the clerk how deep to plant the flowers. When I asked the clerk he just kind of shrugged his shoulders and told me to ask a farmer. I remembered seeing your name on these pages so I will ask you. "How deep do I plant my rhododendrons?"

Love,

Auntie Mame
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Dear Mr. Burns,
I went into the hardware store in my town to buy some flowers to plant this spring. Henry, may he rest in peace, always told me that I should ask the clerk how deep to plant the flowers. When I asked the clerk he just kind of shrugged his shoulders and told me to ask a farmer. I remembered seeing your name on these pages so I will ask you. "How deep do I plant my rhododendrons?"

Love,

Auntie Mame



Auntie Mame --Farmer Burns was busy picking an assistant principal, so I doubt if he will be able to assist you in planting flowers! I see that Farmer Burns' football coach at the high school (PHS) is going to be the head coach for the south in the Shrine Bowl football game. Smile

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Sounds like they need to hire a better clerk! No farmer is going to know how to plant rhododendrums or whatever exotic plant you're talking about. You're better off asking at Sunday Buffet after church.


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