FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.

FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out a while ...better be
a reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIACalifornia grown - 89 cents lb.

PEACHES

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALESALE BY OWNER: WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.


FOR SALE: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed,
got married last month. Wife knows everything.

That was good for a laugh , thanks TK .

That was funny as heck TK, man, that stuff was funny, only if it was true.

stole that post off themat.com some time ago, just came across it again. hey, if you had a command center/transporter, you too could live in Funk, Nebraska!

Hey, what's up with Funk, Nebraska? I played many a softball game there.

I can't get even a small rise out of moderator guy He's busy selling wrestling '82 tapes, next he'll claim he's in'm Have a great day at KCC on Friday!

I've always wanted to put a great big bronze plaque that says "MONUMENT TO STUPIDITY" on a few of the buildings I worked in over the past few years.

He WAS in it...section C23, row 21, seats 4 and 5.

You can look it up...

Its kinda scary, him bein so quiet an' all. Don't suppose he took on one of those bighorns head to head do ya? I'm sure the pics will tell all, eventually!

Hope not...I don't think those bighorns would stand a chance knockin' domes with him. LOL

Hey, I heard somebody was lookin' for a new avatar...





Maybe he could put this one with it...

Oh, and fellas...


It was the Bighorn Mountains hunting elk, not Elk Mountain hunting Bighorn Sheep!!!




Don't click here if dead critters offend you...

Where are the horns Mike? I think you could have gotten that off the road. Well I guess we don't really know if you in a ditch or not now do we.
You better save me some back strap or jerky!
Really all kidding aside I know how tough a hunt those critters can be and I am glad you scored. Love those mountians!!

Here's the view out the front of our tent!

is that a cantelope or a mushmelon??
See why you wouldn't want me along on a hunting trip? are you sure it wasn't ' bigelkhorns '.
Anyway, gorgeous view Rocker! Look closely in lower portion of the pic, may be the first jackelope captured on film

TK, I think that is a chantelope, the thing has a beek. I cannot believe you let him take your mascot out there, the man carries a gun.

hi Hawk,

unbelieveable, DanielRockinBoone, probably left the firearm over his shoulder, blazes into a 4 leg takedown, put on the famous Funk sleeper hold, the rest is Wyoming history; gets back to the tent and brings up photoshop and tries to sneak into his picture my chantelope! The guy can do anything I tell ya!
how much jerky do you suppose we can get him to make for us

Found this old picture of hawk guiding me on a chantaloupe hunt in the mountains. He had me looking one way and the dang chantaloupe was in the trees behind us!!!

Uhhh, Rocker...this must be a really old photo, so for those of us who already know what you look like -- could you point out which one is you and which is Hawk???

I can't tell...both of them have full heads of hair.

I am the good looking one in the front doing the guiding, I would have thought just the fact I was kneeling down should have been a clue which one was Mikey! I forgot to tell him to bring his Walkers Game Ear, those dang little chatelopes don't make much noise with those tiny little mush feet they have!