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Question:
By now you've no doubt seen the "new look" John Kerry. His flunkies say that he got "tanned" from playing football with some college kids for an hour. However, it looks more like he got his tan in a can or at one of those instant-tan salons.

Which begs the question...what color will John Kerry's face be when he shows up at the debate Thursday night?

Choices:
That "tan" color we saw Monday
Natural flesh tone that God gave us
White as a freakin' sheet
Michael Jackson in reverse
One of the colors of the rainbow (possibly purple)

 


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You forgot "Botox Brown"... Big GrinBig GrinBig GrinBig GrinBig GrinBig GrinBig GrinBig Grin


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I guess the color of his skin determines how intelligent he is according to your dumb statement.
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The statements that are made about one political candidate over the other on this website are ridiculous. How can anyone say that George Bush is that much better than John Kerry, honestly? They both have huge flaws that no one can deny and I hope that the conservatives that write about these two understand that fact. It seems that only the conservative way is the right way according to some people on this website, but you have an idiot at the head of your party. Im not saying Kerry's any better, but anyone that thinks that George Bush is alot better than Kerry is wrong. Comments about skin color, leisure activities, and how a person earned medals in a war are meaningless and only show how juvenile some adults can be.
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It's just humor.......chill.
I would say with the yellllow that is naturally him and the contrast colors of red,blue and green on your sets,pretty much anywhere ya set it the mix makes tan/brown the safe bet.

Hopefully we can just "color him GONE" in Nov.
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Who's the one that fought in a war? Oh yes that would be John Kerry.... Bush just sends kids to war...Big difference...
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The "guests" on here I feel sorry for, but can certainly understand why they would want to show their lack of a sense of humor without leaving any evidence as to who they really are.

For the record...historically throughout most of my adult life, I have been independent from a political standpoint. It goes back to when Bush senior told us "No New Taxes" and then signed one of the biggest tax hikes in recent memory. At the time I was Republican, but decided to go indy after that -- switching to Democrat was NOT an option because of Slick Willie, Ted Kennedy and some of the other globs of primordal goo on that side of the ledger.

Has G.W. been perfect in his duties as the commander in chief? Certainly not...he could have done many things differently, particularly in the war on terror (or, if you want to get technical, World War III). But all things considered, don't you feel much better knowing it was he, and not schizoid Al Gore, that was President on Sept. 11, 2001?

The Democratic party has been ruthless in its attacks on Bush, and it got burned when it ran with the now-legendary lies broadcast on the CBS evening news. What's hilarious is that, while Kerry and Edwards try and pin National Guard issues and other things irrelevant to what is happening today on Bush, they go nuts when Bush and Cheney point to Kerry's voting history in the Senate and his constant changing of opinions on the issues that the commander in chief will deal with today and in years to come.

As for the skin color -- the news channels and the TV talk show hosts have been having a field day with Kerry's sudden change in skin tone. You can NOT tell me that a guy can get THAT tan in one hour. I can sit outside in the sun for twice as long and not get half as tan as he allegedly did in that amount of time.

And as for who fought in a war and who didn't...call me crazy, but wasn't Vietnam fought two generations ago? And all questions about Kerry's tour of duty and subsequent potentially-treasonous acts aside...how does THAT make any difference in the issues of today? That's like saying I'm not capable of running a wrestling website or writing about the sport because I never wrestled in high school...it's a part of my history, but has little to do with what I'm doing today, tomorrow and years down the road.

So, to make a long take a little longer...lighten up, Frances.


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He looks like Herman Munster with Hepatitis.
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ROFL....Hilarious, man.

Does that mean his wife looks like that little girl with the death fetish?


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With all the botox and skin enhancements that John Kerry has put his face through, wouldn't be surprised if his facial skin just melted on air during the first debate.
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That's why the Democrats wanted the air conditioner cranked on high Thursday night...keep Kerry from sweating like a nervous teenager summoning up the courage to give his first date a good-night kiss.


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Typical conservative crap....No one can argue against conservatives on this site. NWI, you cannot say that you do not favor republicans and their respective views, but whatever. The only views that count on this site are from NWI's mouth anyway, so it doesn't matter what anyone else says. I'm glad you are too old to fight in WW3 because that is what we are headed to with good ol' W. Bet you would be useful to America's army.
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LOL...boy, it must be hard being anonymous AND bitter.

I'll say this...if Democrats had a reputable, honest candidate with a backbone that could offer substance instead of this constant garbage being offered by the present candidate, I'd vote for him in a SECOND. Bush was most certainly the lesser of two evils when he ran against Woodenhead Al Gore in 2000, and as I said before, we can all be thankful that it was Bush that was in charge when our nation was attacked on 9/11.

While I am finding myself leaning more toward the conservative side of things, I still take a look at the entire picture when I go to the polls. I don't vote all on for one political party...I vote for whoever I feel is the best individual for the job.

As for "heading" to WW3 -- I've got news for ya', sunshine...WW3 kicked off right around 8 a.m. CDT on Tuesday, Sept. 11, 2001. When that first plane kissed the first of the World Trade Center towers, it was "game on" for the terrorists.


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Ross...didn't notice the photos of the wannabe and the First Lady, but that was hilarious as well.

That's another thing -- have you noticed that Laura Bush has had some face time on TV while Teresa Heinz Kerry has been practically nonexistent since the convention?

Sure, the lady speaks her mind...but considering some of the things she's said and how she responds to critics, it looks more and more like the party is trying to keep her away from any and all forms of recording equipment, lest she tell somebody else to "shove it."

Say what you will about the actual candidates, but if we had to choose based on the First Lady, Laura Bush wins in a landslide, in my opinion.


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The problem is the democratic leadership is so far to the left that they've cut out all the moderates that would win them this election. Go blame the liberals for nominating a flat tire candidate that makes John F Kennedy look like Pat Robertson.

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The DNC has basically told Tereza to shut her mouth. Of course she gets the occasional "Stupid" or "Scumbag" remark in for those that don't agree with her or her French husband's policies. There's little doubt she's a liability when it comes to trying to get Ted Kennedy..err I mean John Kerry elected.
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Hey...Pat Robertson isn't that bad, is he??? LOL

What's funny about all this, from what I've seen, is this: When attacking their opponents, Democrats try to play every outrageous, worst-case scenario card they can think of (race, reinstitution of the draft, preventing people from voting, etc., etc.) and running with the lies perpetuated by the ethically-questionable journalistic practices of Michael Moore and Dan Rather. Republicans, meanwhile, have limited their attacks to Kerry's record and his continual flip-flopping on any and every subject under the sun.

And before we go to the Vietnam card...let's just call this a wash because it doesn't mean crap in 2004 and beyond. Whether Kerry fudged his purple heart applications and Bush used his daddy's influence to hide out in the National Guard is of no consequence in the here and now.

It almost makes me wish Ross Perot were still running...the needle on the unintentional comedy scale meter would be spinning like no other.

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Am I a fan of John Kerry? Absolutly not. However I feel that the current administration is so dangerous to the futre of our country that someone, anyone, must be found to defeat Bush. Our fearless leader has lead us into a situation that we cannot get out of. His out of control spending is just as bad as any democrat could ever hope to achive. While Kerry won't spend any less, he at least knows how to spend it. What this entire election comes down to is that we are slightly less screwed with John Kerry than George Bush.
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and I can't spell. Blah.
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