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Oldest came downstairs yelling that there was a turkey in the yard.

Actually, there were 17...








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Thanksgiving is just around the corner...fetch me the shotgun, son.


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Mikey has said for years there was a bunch of turkeys in the Kearney area, now I will never doubt him again! (heh heh)

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quote:
Originally posted by Lance Stallion:
Mikey has said for years there was a bunch of turkeys in the Kearney area, now I will never doubt him again! (heh heh)


I guess we know who won't be invited for Thanksgiving dinner...

Big GrinBig GrinBig Grin


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oh no, they've completely overturned the command center!!!! the gyro must be malfunctioning or...maybe that's last year's model?? Lets' not be feeding these turkeys Big Grin


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I'll bring the mashed potatoes and punkin' pie. Bwahaha


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After this comment????


quote:
Originally posted by NWI:
Oh look...it's Sammy Hagar -- Unplugged!



Shirley, you jest....


And yes I did just call you Shirley!


Big GrinBig GrinBig Grin


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Originally posted by TK:
oh no, they've completely overturned the command center!!!! the gyro must be malfunctioning or...maybe that's last year's model?? Lets' not be feeding these turkeys Big Grin


Gonna have to get the pressure washer out after that little party.

That is last year's model but was gonna have to "recycle" it for another year.

Got any 409???

Bwahaha


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Up here in Cherry County, we've got wild turkeys that would eat those lil' guys for breakfast. I'll try to get a pic of those sometime.
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"Shirley, you jest....

And yes I did just call you Shirley!"

****

I've been called worse...


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Rocker, Lance says these are just babies, no wonder there's poop everywhere!

had to be neat adventure for the family!



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Wait a minute, what if they were Syrian Terrorist Turkeys??? Come to think of it there were a couple of them that looked like they were packin' "heat".

To think that I had a chance to take out 17 terrorists and passed cuz they were out of season...


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I see my radio controlled feather friends have found there target!!! Gotta love computer technology...

However, I made thirty of them.....


Ever hear of the coach that couldn't coach his wrestler out of a wet paper bag; I was coaching the wet paper bag.
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Tim...

Ran out of bullets after hitting a dozen of those buggers...don't know what happened to the other one. Bwahaha


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Don't Shoot Rocker! Mikey's out there at 5 a.m. cleaning things up in his own way. He's in camo but I think he's the one right in the middle Big Grin


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No sir, TK...that's my decoy. I'm the one on the left.

Not THAT left...the OTHER left. Eek

And just so you know...there are only two things worth doing at 5 a.m. -- and one of them is playing golf. Other than that -- nothing good ever happens that early in the morning.


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The other one is fishing...right?
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Ummmm....you could say that. LOL


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I wanna touch this one, but I just can't!


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