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![]() ![]() ![]() Moderator Location: Good Ole USA
Registered: October 24, 2002
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Oldest came downstairs yelling that there was a turkey in the yard.
Actually, there were 17... ----------------- "A PEOPLE THAT VALUES ITS PRIVILEGES OVER ITS PRINCIPLES, SOON LOSES BOTH" EISENHOWER |
World Champion![]() Location: Gretna NE
Registered: October 20, 2002
Posts: 4759
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Thanksgiving is just around the corner...fetch me the shotgun, son.
"I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.." -- Steven Wright |
Varsity Letterman![]() Location: Nebraska
Registered: October 21, 2002
Posts: 934
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Mikey has said for years there was a bunch of turkeys in the Kearney area, now I will never doubt him again! (heh heh)
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![]() ![]() ![]() Moderator Location: Good Ole USA
Registered: October 24, 2002
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I guess we know who won't be invited for Thanksgiving dinner... ----------------- "A PEOPLE THAT VALUES ITS PRIVILEGES OVER ITS PRINCIPLES, SOON LOSES BOTH" EISENHOWER |
![]() ![]() ![]() Hus Olympic Medalist ![]() Location: Ord, Nebraska
Registered: October 19, 2002
Posts: 2899
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oh no, they've completely overturned the command center!!!! the gyro must be malfunctioning or...maybe that's last year's model?? Lets' not be feeding these turkeys
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World Champion![]() Location: Gretna NE
Registered: October 20, 2002
Posts: 4759
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I'll bring the mashed potatoes and punkin' pie.
"I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.." -- Steven Wright |
![]() ![]() ![]() Moderator Location: Good Ole USA
Registered: October 24, 2002
Posts: 5004
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After this comment????
Shirley, you jest.... And yes I did just call you Shirley! ----------------- "A PEOPLE THAT VALUES ITS PRIVILEGES OVER ITS PRINCIPLES, SOON LOSES BOTH" EISENHOWER |
![]() ![]() ![]() Moderator Location: Good Ole USA
Registered: October 24, 2002
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Gonna have to get the pressure washer out after that little party. That is last year's model but was gonna have to "recycle" it for another year. Got any 409??? ----------------- "A PEOPLE THAT VALUES ITS PRIVILEGES OVER ITS PRINCIPLES, SOON LOSES BOTH" EISENHOWER |
Varsity Letterman![]() Location: Nebraska
Registered: October 21, 2002
Posts: 934
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Up here in Cherry County, we've got wild turkeys that would eat those lil' guys for breakfast. I'll try to get a pic of those sometime.
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World Champion![]() Location: Gretna NE
Registered: October 20, 2002
Posts: 4759
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"Shirley, you jest....
And yes I did just call you Shirley!" **** I've been called worse... "I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.." -- Steven Wright |
![]() ![]() ![]() Hus Olympic Medalist ![]() Location: Ord, Nebraska
Registered: October 19, 2002
Posts: 2899
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Rocker, Lance says these are just babies, no wonder there's poop everywhere!
had to be neat adventure for the family! |
![]() ![]() ![]() Moderator Location: Good Ole USA
Registered: October 24, 2002
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Wait a minute, what if they were Syrian Terrorist Turkeys??? Come to think of it there were a couple of them that looked like they were packin' "heat".
To think that I had a chance to take out 17 terrorists and passed cuz they were out of season... ----------------- "A PEOPLE THAT VALUES ITS PRIVILEGES OVER ITS PRINCIPLES, SOON LOSES BOTH" EISENHOWER |
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Varsity Letterman Location: Stanton, NE
Registered: December 18, 2002
Posts: 904
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I see my radio controlled feather friends have found there target!!! Gotta love computer technology...
However, I made thirty of them..... Ever hear of the coach that couldn't coach his wrestler out of a wet paper bag; I was coaching the wet paper bag. |
World Champion![]() Location: Gretna NE
Registered: October 20, 2002
Posts: 4759
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Tim...
Ran out of bullets after hitting a dozen of those buggers...don't know what happened to the other one. "I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.." -- Steven Wright |
![]() ![]() ![]() Hus Olympic Medalist ![]() Location: Ord, Nebraska
Registered: October 19, 2002
Posts: 2899
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Don't Shoot Rocker! Mikey's out there at 5 a.m. cleaning things up in his own way. He's in camo but I think he's the one right in the middle
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World Champion![]() Location: Gretna NE
Registered: October 20, 2002
Posts: 4759
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No sir, TK...that's my decoy. I'm the one on the left.
Not THAT left...the OTHER left. And just so you know...there are only two things worth doing at 5 a.m. -- and one of them is playing golf. Other than that -- nothing good ever happens that early in the morning. "I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.." -- Steven Wright |
Varsity Letterman![]() Location: Nebraska
Registered: October 21, 2002
Posts: 934
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The other one is fishing...right?
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World Champion![]() Location: Gretna NE
Registered: October 20, 2002
Posts: 4759
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Ummmm....you could say that. LOL
"I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.." -- Steven Wright |
![]() ![]() ![]() Hus Olympic Medalist ![]() Location: Ord, Nebraska
Registered: October 19, 2002
Posts: 2899
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I wanna touch this one, but I just can't!
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