[QUOTE]Originally posted by NWI:
I assume that's a rhetorical question????

If it isn't a rhetorical question, are you inferring anything? Am I hefty or a moron? Inquiring minds already know! LOL

That's why I asked...wasn't sure if you needed an answer to the question or it was already known...LOL.

The Diet Coke has so many chemicals in it, it destroys the calories in the burger and the fries. Proven fact.

At least that's what I keep trying to convince myself every time I order it...

Destroys the calories, as well as...
-- Eats out the inner lining of your espohogus
-- Causes dandruff
-- Treats erectile dysfunction
-- Improves gas mileage
-- Cures the common cold
-- Melts paint off your '67 Mustang
-- Leads to brain damage

If you quit sinning do you get a rebate on your syntax?

Do you really need to be told by the Dental Association not to open pop and beer bottles with your teeth! Is that a little like a person reading a label on a poison, telling you not to drink it? Maybe some people are stupid enough to make you go---hmmmmm?

Nature abhors a vacuum and isn't very fond of a broom and dust pan either.

**If you don't pay your exorcist, can you get repossessed?

**A will is a dead giveaway!

**If you jump off of a Paris bridge, you are in Seine!

**Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses!Hmmmmm...

**Remember, half the people you know are below average!

**He who laughs last thinks slowest!

**Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have!

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Munster:
**Remember, half the people you know are below average!]

If doctors are so smart why is it that 50% of them finish in the bottom half of their class.

Sorry about the inappropriate comments posted before. I hastily clicked paste before entirely reviewing the contents. My apologies to huskermat.com and Red Rocker for the mistake. It won't happen again.
Munnster with 2 nn's

Here are some more positive ones.
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?

Why is it that you must wait until night to call it a day?

What if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about?

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

What happened to the first 6 "ups"?

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Originally posted by Munnster:
Sorry about the inappropriate comments posted before. I hastily clicked paste before entirely reviewing the contents. My apologies to huskermat.com and Red Rocker for the mistake. It won't happen again.
Munnster with 2 nn's

Apology accepted.

Thank you.

Welcome back Munnster!

**Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana!

**A boiled egg is hard to beat!

If attorneys and doctors are professionals, why do they "practice" law and medicine?

Does Red Rocker wear red Dockers?

If a politician says something politically inappropriate, can they still be appropriately called a politician?

To what animals do birds and bees refer to when explaining sex to their children. Cows and horses?

Why don't women believe a man when a man answers a question with "I don't know"? I don't know. Does anyone out there know? If so, please let the rest of us know so we can expalin it to the women in our lives so that we both can know. I hope you know what I mean, but I may be talking to myself here. I don't know, but perhaps.

I don't know, but I'd better go now.

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Originally posted by moosehead:
Does Red Rocker wear red Dockers?

Well, yeah...





But it's starting to look more and more like I'll need one of these...



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mumbling to self...
"can't believe that chuckers4 guy didn't beat me to that one..."

Moose, RED ROCKER is really JOE COCKER, who doesn't wear Red Dockers!!!

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Originally posted by Munster:
Moose, RED ROCKER is really JOE COCKER, who doesn't where Red Dockers!!!

Well at least they "look" red...







And there has to be something to match the red jacket right???

But they're on tour with Dokken...

...and they will be, uh, Rokken...

I need some sleep...

If RED ROCKER isn't Joe Cocker in Red Dockers, then who is watching "Meet the Fockers", while playing soccer behind the locker, in front of hawkers, gawkers, and mockers? WOW, that was bad, but Creative--LOL