Did Washington flash a quarter when asked for ID?

How come there aren't B batteries?

**A bicycle can't stand alone; It is two tired!

1. If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?

2. If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

3. If there is no God, who pops up the next kleenex in the box?

4. When a cow laughs, does milk come out it's nose?

5. How did a fool and his money get together?

6. If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon to the pan?

7. What's another word for thesaurus?

These are things that might make you go--hmmmm?

These are actual headlines in newspapers:

PANDA MATING FAILS; VETERNARIAN TAKES OVER! Hmmmm-what a guy!

POLICE BEGIN CAMPAIGN TO RUN DOWN JAYWALKERS!HMMM--Maybe that is taking things a little too far?

MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH! Hmmmm--no-good-for-nothing lazy so-and so's! LOL

WAR DIMS HOPE FOR PEACE! Hmmm--I can see where it might have that effect!

Good ones Munster
How bout these:
How come you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is flat?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

Since Americans throw rice at weddings do orientals throw hamburgers?

Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?

Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?

"Babies are born without knee caps They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old." Hmmmmmm

"Nanotechnology has produced a guitar no bigger than a blood cell. The guitar, 10 micrometers long, has six strummable strings." Hmmmmmm It takes little fingers to play that one!!!!

Why are they called steps outside and stairs inside.....hmmmm.
Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway....hmmmm.
This is for NWI. IS it colder on the farm or during winter?

Dunno...didn't spend a whole lot of time on the farm when it was cold.

Why does a dog get mad when you blow on its face, but will stick its head out the window of a moving car?

"A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds." Hmmmmmmm, I know some people like that!

one thousand one...one thousand two...one thousand three...

Know some people like who???

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Originally posted by NWI:
one thousand one...one thousand two...one thousand three...

Know some people like who???

Mikey, saw your letter to the OWH Public pulse today! Very true and well stated! I agree completely!

I bring this back because it gave me a good laugh again.

I know these are old but I didnt see them.

Red Rocker,

I hope this one is appropriate!! Sorry if its not.

Why is the word bra singular and the word panties plural?

If the little black box is indestructable, why dont they make the planes out of the material?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Why is it that if you make 5 good, tough moves in football or wrestling they cheer you. If you make 5 good tough moves in basketball they throw you out.

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of murdered?
Why do you have to put in your 2 cent worth when ist only a penny for your thoughts?
What disease did cured ham have?
what do you mean sleep like a baby they are up every couple hours?

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Originally posted by ndb65:
Why is the word bra singular and the word panties plural?

In all seriousness, ndb65 if you have to ask that question, you should probably lose your man card.....

OUCH!!!!

I have some very good explanations for the "question" asked, but I am pretty sure you wont allow that discussion on this board