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Hus World Champion Location: Ord, Nebraska Registered: October 19, 2002 Posts: 3252 | FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites. FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog. FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out a while ...better be a reward. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale. NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby. GEORGIACalifornia grown - 89 cents lb. PEACHES JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALESALE BY OWNER: WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie. FOR SALE: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything. |
Varsity Letterman Registered: November 17, 2003 Posts: 850 | That was good for a laugh , thanks TK . The state of Nebraska is won on your feet . James Berger |
Junior Varsity Location: Omaha, NE Registered: September 21, 2004 Posts: 602 | That was funny as heck TK, man, that stuff was funny, only if it was true. The Stat Boy |
Hus World Champion Location: Ord, Nebraska Registered: October 19, 2002 Posts: 3252 | stole that post off themat.com some time ago, just came across it again. hey, if you had a command center/transporter, you too could live in Funk, Nebraska! |
Junior Varsity Registered: December 05, 2003 Posts: 716 | Hey, what's up with Funk, Nebraska? I played many a softball game there. |
Hus World Champion Location: Ord, Nebraska Registered: October 19, 2002 Posts: 3252 | I can't get even a small rise out of moderator guy He's busy selling wrestling '82 tapes, next he'll claim he's in'm Have a great day at KCC on Friday! |
Junior High Registered: February 04, 2003 Posts: 512 | I've always wanted to put a great big bronze plaque that says "MONUMENT TO STUPIDITY" on a few of the buildings I worked in over the past few years. |
World Champion Location: Wayne, America Registered: October 20, 2002 Posts: 5714 | He WAS in it...section C23, row 21, seats 4 and 5. You can look it up... "Energy Flows Where Attention Goes" -- James Arthur Ray |
Hus World Champion Location: Ord, Nebraska Registered: October 19, 2002 Posts: 3252 | Its kinda scary, him bein so quiet an' all. Don't suppose he took on one of those bighorns head to head do ya? I'm sure the pics will tell all, eventually! |
World Champion Location: Wayne, America Registered: October 20, 2002 Posts: 5714 | Hope not...I don't think those bighorns would stand a chance knockin' domes with him. LOL "Energy Flows Where Attention Goes" -- James Arthur Ray |
Moderator Location: Good Ole USA Registered: October 24, 2002 Posts: 6303 |
Moderator Location: Good Ole USA Registered: October 24, 2002 Posts: 6303 | Oh, and fellas... It was the Bighorn Mountains hunting elk, not Elk Mountain hunting Bighorn Sheep!!! Don't click here if dead critters offend you... |
Junior Varsity Location: lincoln ne. usa Registered: January 28, 2003 Posts: 634 | Where are the horns Mike? I think you could have gotten that off the road. Well I guess we don't really know if you in a ditch or not now do we. You better save me some back strap or jerky! Really all kidding aside I know how tough a hunt those critters can be and I am glad you scored. Love those mountians!! hawk |
Moderator Location: Good Ole USA Registered: October 24, 2002 Posts: 6303 |
Hus World Champion Location: Ord, Nebraska Registered: October 19, 2002 Posts: 3252 | is that a cantelope or a mushmelon?? See why you wouldn't want me along on a hunting trip? are you sure it wasn't ' bigelkhorns '. Anyway, gorgeous view Rocker! Look closely in lower portion of the pic, may be the first jackelope captured on film |
Junior Varsity Location: lincoln ne. usa Registered: January 28, 2003 Posts: 634 | TK, I think that is a chantelope, the thing has a beek. I cannot believe you let him take your mascot out there, the man carries a gun. hawk |
Hus World Champion Location: Ord, Nebraska Registered: October 19, 2002 Posts: 3252 | hi Hawk, unbelieveable, DanielRockinBoone, probably left the firearm over his shoulder, blazes into a 4 leg takedown, put on the famous Funk sleeper hold, the rest is Wyoming history; gets back to the tent and brings up photoshop and tries to sneak into his picture my chantelope! The guy can do anything I tell ya! how much jerky do you suppose we can get him to make for us |
Moderator Location: Good Ole USA Registered: October 24, 2002 Posts: 6303 |
World Champion Location: Wayne, America Registered: October 20, 2002 Posts: 5714 | Uhhh, Rocker...this must be a really old photo, so for those of us who already know what you look like -- could you point out which one is you and which is Hawk??? I can't tell...both of them have full heads of hair. "Energy Flows Where Attention Goes" -- James Arthur Ray |
Junior Varsity Location: lincoln ne. usa Registered: January 28, 2003 Posts: 634 | I am the good looking one in the front doing the guiding, I would have thought just the fact I was kneeling down should have been a clue which one was Mikey! I forgot to tell him to bring his Walkers Game Ear, those dang little chatelopes don't make much noise with those tiny little mush feet they have! hawk |