I have a solution:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f5d_1172741350

You know, as the resident squirrel I was going to take offense to this...but I can't stop laughing long enough to be upset.

As hilarious as this is, though...the FUNNIEST thing about it is the MULTIPLE CAMERA ANGLES that are used to capture this. Obviously, whoever created this has a very, VERY sick mind...

I've got two squirrel size holes in the bottom of a walk in wooden door to my garage, where squirrels ate their way in, and now return when ever they feel like it, and tear open dog food bags, and steal dogfood.I could set up a catapult like that, so that the varmits would fly about 20 yards, then stop suddenly at the wall to my house.That would make a pretty good video,too!

But can you do it with 10 different video angles??? LOL

I posted this on the Redneck Directory thread, but maybe it applies here, too!

2. "You go to the town meeting to protest the law requiring you to mow your yard because the 6 foot high weeds make a good blind to hide in when shooting squirrels!"

Squirrels are just rats with fluffy tails, so sling away--LOL.