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Moderator Location: Good Ole USA Registered: October 24, 2002 Posts: 6303 | ************************* Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. **************** I am in shape. Round is a shape. ************************* Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. *************************** Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good. *************************** Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. *************************** Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. *************************** Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason. *************************** An optimist thinks this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears this is true. ************************** There will always be death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year. *************************** In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday. *************************** I am a nutritional overachiever. *************************** I plan on living forever. So far, so good. *************************** Practice safe eating -- always use condiments. *************************** A day without sunshine is like night.. *************************** It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. *************************** The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. *************************** Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever. *************************** Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes it comes alone. *************************** Life not only begins at forty, it also begins to show. ************************** |