Dear Mr. Cowcatcher,

If you can catch cows you must really be big and strong. You could use your experience at catching animals to help me out. Farmer Burns was so nice to come to my house and plant my rhododenrons for me. But now the nasty rabbits are eating the leaves off of them. It would be so nice if you would come to my house and catch those pests.

Love,

Auntie Mame