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World Champion Location: Wayne, America Registered: October 20, 2002 Posts: 5714 | Some of his highlights... -- Sometimes I talk to myself fluently in languages I'm unfamiliar with, just to screw with my subconscious. -- It's a good thing a lot of people speak foreign languages, otherwise those people would have no one to talk to. -- I bought an iPod. It can hold 5,000 songs and one telephone message from my mother. -- Ever notice when a house burns down the only thing left standing is the fireplace and chimney? How's that for evidence? -- Imagine...Pulitzer Prize fighting. -- A friend of mine is on the Ouija Board of Directors. And my three doubled-over-in-gut-busting-laughter tidbits... -- A friend of mine has a trophy wife, but apparently it wasn't first place. -- My nephew has H.D.A.D.D. - High Definition Attention Deficit Disorder. He can barely pay attention, but when he does it's unbelievably clear. -- In school they told me, "practice makes perfect" and then they told me "nobody's perfect" . . . so I stopped practicing. "Energy Flows Where Attention Goes" -- James Arthur Ray |
Hus World Champion Location: Ord, Nebraska Registered: October 19, 2002 Posts: 3252 | and the delivery..........well, yuh gotta be there |
Novice Registered: February 22, 2006 Posts: 356 | "A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths." Steven Wright That must be why I am afraid to look in a mirror! |
Novice Registered: February 22, 2006 Posts: 356 | "When I have a kid, I want to buy one of those strollers for twins. Then put the kid in and run around, looking frantic." "When he gets older, I'd tell him he used to have a brother, but he didn't obey." Steven Wright |