I heard the audio of this on the way home from work and almost drove my car off the 13th Street on ramp to I-80. That might be the most disturbingly hilarious thing I've ever heard come out of a beauty contestant's mouth.

I'm not sure if it says something about the sad state of education in the Carolinas or the fact that beauty pagent contestants should, for their own benefit, be seen and NEVER heard from this day forward.

Well, its perfectly clear that she supports all the U.S. educated children of South Africa that are fighting those of Iraq because they made a wrong turn due to a faulty map made in South Carolina. Despite her perfectly clear stance on these issues, she has now been flooded with offers from Washington, D.C. What's so hard to understand about that?

Even typed out, it's incomprehensible (nice big word eh?)



Question: Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can't locate the United States on a world map. Why do you think this is?

Miss Teen South Carolina: "I personally believe the U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh...people out there in our nation don't have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and...I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., err, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our...

yep, she belongs in D.C. alright! but of course she has no idea where it is