- You hang on to others accomplishments
- Wake up in the morning to find your name no longer appears in the paper
- Your knees are sore and it takes three Advil to get out of bed
- You play more poker than work
- And lose at it!
- Your old photos show you without that extra roll around the middle
- You start to think that the next state tournament may be your last
- You move from town to town looking for the best meals on wheels program
- and enjoy the food!
- The kids in the park call you pops!
- You actually enjoy two seasons...NE Summers and FL winters!
- You read this post with Bi-focals!

A 30-year mortgage sounds like a pretty clever scam.

You no longer consider staying under the speed limit a challenge.

Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.

Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the guys with the Live Doppler 10,000.

You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first

I knew I was washed up when I subscribed to this website. Thank you HB for providing a home for us old "washed up" geezers HB.

When I tie my shoes I always look around to see if there's anything else to do while I'm down there.

You don't even buy green bananas

Your "git up 'n go"...got up and left.

Your back goes out but you stay home.

Munnster, I like your picture. Who is it?


You get exhausted getting the morning paper off of the porch!

Your pains have pains!!