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Rookie Registered: December 24, 2006 Posts: 27 | Did Washington flash a quarter when asked for ID? How come there aren't B batteries? |
Novice Registered: February 22, 2006 Posts: 356 | **A bicycle can't stand alone; It is two tired! |
Rookie Registered: December 24, 2006 Posts: 27 | 1. If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter? 2. If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from? 3. If there is no God, who pops up the next kleenex in the box? 4. When a cow laughs, does milk come out it's nose? 5. How did a fool and his money get together? 6. If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon to the pan? 7. What's another word for thesaurus? |
Novice Registered: February 22, 2006 Posts: 356 | These are things that might make you go--hmmmm? These are actual headlines in newspapers: PANDA MATING FAILS; VETERNARIAN TAKES OVER! Hmmmm-what a guy! POLICE BEGIN CAMPAIGN TO RUN DOWN JAYWALKERS!HMMM--Maybe that is taking things a little too far? MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH! Hmmmm--no-good-for-nothing lazy so-and so's! LOL WAR DIMS HOPE FOR PEACE! Hmmm--I can see where it might have that effect! |
Rookie Registered: December 24, 2006 Posts: 27 | Good ones Munster How bout these: How come you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is flat? Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"? Since Americans throw rice at weddings do orientals throw hamburgers? Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts? Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together? |
Novice Registered: February 22, 2006 Posts: 356 | "Babies are born without knee caps They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old." Hmmmmmm |
Novice Registered: February 22, 2006 Posts: 356 | "Nanotechnology has produced a guitar no bigger than a blood cell. The guitar, 10 micrometers long, has six strummable strings." Hmmmmmm It takes little fingers to play that one!!!! |
Rookie Location: omaha ne Registered: August 02, 2005 Posts: 175 | Why are they called steps outside and stairs inside.....hmmmm. Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway....hmmmm. This is for NWI. IS it colder on the farm or during winter? |
World Champion Location: Wayne, America Registered: October 20, 2002 Posts: 5714 | Dunno...didn't spend a whole lot of time on the farm when it was cold. "Energy Flows Where Attention Goes" -- James Arthur Ray |
Junior High Registered: February 04, 2003 Posts: 512 | Why does a dog get mad when you blow on its face, but will stick its head out the window of a moving car? |
Novice Registered: February 22, 2006 Posts: 356 | "A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds." Hmmmmmmm, I know some people like that! |
World Champion Location: Wayne, America Registered: October 20, 2002 Posts: 5714 | one thousand one...one thousand two...one thousand three... Know some people like who??? "Energy Flows Where Attention Goes" -- James Arthur Ray |
Novice Registered: February 22, 2006 Posts: 356 |
Mikey, saw your letter to the OWH Public pulse today! Very true and well stated! I agree completely! |
Junior Varsity Location: pierce, ne Registered: February 11, 2004 Posts: 736 | I bring this back because it gave me a good laugh again. I know these are old but I didnt see them. Red Rocker, I hope this one is appropriate!! Sorry if its not. Why is the word bra singular and the word panties plural? If the little black box is indestructable, why dont they make the planes out of the material? Guaranteed LOUDEST guy in the gym!!!! |
State Qualifier Registered: March 21, 2005 Posts: 1035 | Why is abbreviation such a long word? Why is it that if you make 5 good, tough moves in football or wrestling they cheer you. If you make 5 good tough moves in basketball they throw you out. |
Rookie Registered: December 07, 2007 Posts: 177 | How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of murdered? Why do you have to put in your 2 cent worth when ist only a penny for your thoughts? What disease did cured ham have? what do you mean sleep like a baby they are up every couple hours? |
Moderator Location: Good Ole USA Registered: October 24, 2002 Posts: 6303 |
Junior Varsity Location: pierce, ne Registered: February 11, 2004 Posts: 736 | OUCH!!!! I have some very good explanations for the "question" asked, but I am pretty sure you wont allow that discussion on this board Guaranteed LOUDEST guy in the gym!!!! |